Hello, ad agency. *curtsy*

Today is my first official day back at an agency desk since April last year. Yes, I have not worked full time for the past, count them, eight months. Instead, I have been here:

Here.

And here.

Now I am here:

But I am positive. (And tired. Veeery tired.) You’ll be glad to know that I have accomplished all the major goals of “first-day-back-at-work”ness. And it’s not even noon yet.

1) I have found the bathrooms. Useful for ablutions, awkward basin conversation and the gashing out of eyes post ridiculous creative briefings.

2) I have made friends with Traffic. These are the people who have the power to keep me at my desk into the wee hours of the morning. Hair compliment: check.

3) I have located the tea! *cue soft shaft of light from the heavens* Anyone who knows me, knows my blood is a cocktail of plasma, cells and Five Roses. Which is great, unless I need a blood transfusion one day. Then I am royally forked.

4) I have cleaned my keyboard. My “OCD self” just gave my “practical self” a hug. Didn’t help my first impression here in the office, I’ll admit, but I’m wearing a pretty purple dress. (There’s logic in there somewhere. I hope.)

5) Posts need five points. It’s an unspoken rule. That I just made up.

And that’s my first post. I quite enjoyed writing that. I think I’ll write another tomorrow. See you then.

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