It's my first Monday here in the creative shire. It's also the first day back at work for all the agency regulars. Add those together and you get a lot of "Who the hell is that?" whispered amongst the perms*.
I have met some new people in the kitchen. Shared awkward bathroom moments with others. And noticed one or two suspicious looks.
Like this:
And this:
And this:
Ok. There aren't any babies. But look at hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim. One day I'm going to have a baby, feed him green jelly and post pictures of him on the internet. Meme in there somewhere? *fingers crossed*
Hold on, where was I? Oh right.. suspicious looks.
I can almost hear the perms' telepathic conversations at the water cooler.
*Ahem*
"I like water."
"I like water too."
"Wait..Who's she?"
"Dunno."
"Oh. I love her dress, though!"
"Me too! Didn't Scarlett where something similar once?"
Yes. It went exactly like that and you can't prove otherwise. Ha.
So I just want to take this opportunity to reassure the perms: I'm pretty sane. I'm not an undercover vulcun, or a Jupiter spy, or a drug smuggler.
They're just peanuts. Promise.
Will be fun to get to know you all.
#bestiesforever #toosoon?
*Permanent employees. I'm on contract right now.
No comments:
Post a Comment